I'm sure many of you are familiar with the popular animated tv show "The Simpsons," and even with the lovable classmate of Bart's named Ralph Wiggum. Ralph has a high pitched voice and says things that usually could go without saying.
I have a particular love for little Ralph because of the nonsense he spews and because of a time in my life when my little brother and his friend would spout off Ralph's quotes at random. Some of my favorites are:
"When I grow up I want to be a teacher, or a caterpillar"
"My fingers taste like fish sticks"
"I sleep in a drawer"
Well, I have good news - there is a new Ralph Wiggum (2.0 if you will) on tv and her name is Brittany. She is a spacey cheerleader and member of the glee club on Glee. So far this season she has given us:
"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
"Sometimes I forget my middle name"
"Her sweater makes her look home schooled"
"When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist"
I love this character, and I hope she keeps delivering these lines!